An Interview with Tim Davis, a master of disguise who lives in his own fantasy world.

Question: Why do you deal in fake death?

Tim: It's cheaper than dealing in cars, and it is a lot messier. Anyway, who wants to listen to some idiot talking about his latest car in the pub on a Saturday night?

Q: But death of all things?

Tim: Most people die in the end, some people die in the front, I just try to give them some idea of what it might entail. This way, they can get the feeling for it without paying any of the taxes. The fate of lives is in these hands and let's face it, they're better than a bank.

Q: Aren't you worried that you might tread on the toes of the establishment? What if the real security forces get involved?

Tim: These things happen. I feel I would be doing my part to help train these people in a dirty job, and all for a fraction of the cost. As for treading on the toes of the establishment, it would help if they didn't walk around in those poncy fluffy rabbit slippers(you know, the pink ones with the white ears ?). Come the revolution, I want to be one of the ones getting others against the wall. ( This is only a private view, but David Icke did ok from a private view, didn't he ?!)